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A fantasy relationship with Luke Gregerson

In the great hierarchy of life, being the player to be named later in a professional baseball trade is pretty far down the list of cosmic slaps to the face, just past dating No. 97 on the Maxim Top 100. You’re still getting paid to play baseball, after all, and at least one other team out there wants you (or least-hates you compared to other options). Even if you struggle in the minors, maybe you can be a part of a very good documentary and eventually work your way into $5 million a year from the Red Sox.

But the phenoms and hotshots don’t require a delay between trade announcement and trade fulfillment. So I’ve been as shocked as anybody to realize this spring that my favorite player on any of my fantasy teams garnered the scarlet acronym of PTBNL before turning into the toughest player to reach base against in the major leagues. Luke Gregerson, the time has come to name you.

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06 2010

Overdoing the Fantasy: Happy Hour League

One man, six fake teams. For an introduction, click here.


League name: Happy Hour League
Number of participants: 10
Relationship to managers: Friends of a friend and former co-worker
League basics: Head-to-head, auction league ($300 budget), two divisions, 6×6 categories (total bases and holds added)
Quirks: individual outfield spots, extra infield slot, two SP slots/two RP slots/four P slots
Team name: Spoony Bards


Background: I looked forward to this draft more than any other this March. In dozens of fantasy baseball, basketball and football leagues over the past decade, never have I participated in an auction league. While that might seem blasphemous when compared to fantasy baseball’s roots, it’s probably a status I share with many fantasy fans who were brought to the game in the Internet provider (ESPN, Yahoo, CBS, etc.) era. Now that Yahoo! and ESPN in particular offer enticing auction software, teens drafting their first teams in 2010 will share more in common with the founders of the game than even I did 10 years ago.

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04 2010

Overdoing the Fantasy: Grudge League

One man, six fake teams. For an introduction, click here.

League name: Terrace League
Number of participants: 10
Relationship to managers: Friends of a friend, first time in this league
League basics: Head-to-head, 5×5 standard categories except for OBP instead of batting average
Quirks: Could not attend live draft, gave pre-rankings to friend
Team name: Chattanooga Soo Choos

Background: Oasis sang “Please don’t put your life in the hands/Of a rock ‘n’ roll band/Who’ll throw it all away” on “Don’t Look Back in Anger.” And the same could be said of trusting a friend to draft for you in an in-person draft. All of the variables that make a draft such a fluid situation are removed. And the proxy must balance personal interest with friend interest, time constraints, and the elusive search for “his” guys. The latter can be an especially tricky proposition, as you’re never quite sure what you’re known for. It would be like finding out you were “that one kid who always sighed” in high school – either a stark outsider’s perspective or just a one-off impression that stuck.*

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04 2010

Overdoing the Fantasy: Terrace League

One man, six fake teams. For an introduction to the series, click here.


League name: Terrace League

Number of participants: 10
League basics: Head-to-head, 5×5 categories, 22-man rosters
Quirks: Made up of quite a few Cubs fans, which can always be disconcerting
Draft: Online
Team name: Los Submarinos (a reference to Twinkies in Zombieland and Quisenberry-esque hurlers)

Background: The biggest wild card I’ve ever seen in a league didn’t take long to reveal itself. With the fourth selection of the 2009 draft, the China Pigs selected … Adam Dunn. (In an odd twist of fate, he would get more value from his selection than the player selected fifth overall, Jose Reyes.) From there, the China Pigs picked up every National on the board. Such an approach might be intriguing if employed with Yankees, but Nats? It left those in the online draft dumbfounded, and silently miffed people like me who were hoping to nab the likes of Ryan Zimmerman sometime after round two. It was concept drafting at its most extreme, and the China Pigs turned out a 42-166-12 record and goosed quite a few W-L tallies in the process.

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03 2010

Overdoing the Fantasy: Ridgeview League Draft

One man, six fake teams. For an introduction to the series, click here.


League name: Ridgeview League
Number of participants: 12
League basics: Head-to-head, 5×5 with the usual statistical categories, 22-man rosters
Quirks: 10th round is a mandatory keeper round for next year (must keep player on your roster both years)
Draft: In person
Team Name: Staggering Geniuses

Background: The concept of the keeper in fantasy sports is to add an extra level of importance to roster moves; and, in a side benefit, allow miscalculations to fester long enough for everyone to benefit from them. There have been a couple of “keeper” managers who have been in the Ridgeview league since its inception in the early 2000s, and the rest of the league has been filled with various friends and friends of friends. When my brother passed away last summer, we drafted a fantasy football team on his behalf. Even looking back on it so soon, it seems a little ridiculous. But it felt right, and I can so easily picture him exasperated at the production inevitably shared both by the 2009 Chicago Bears and Mark’s 2009 fantasy roster.

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03 2010

Overdoing the Fantasy: Star League Draft


One man, six fake teams. For an introduction to the series, click here.


League name: Star League
Number of participants: Eight
League basics: Head-to-head, 5×5 with the usual statistical categories, 21-man rosters
Quirks: Three RP slots, 4 DL slots
Draft: Online (Yahoo!)
Team Name: You’ve Got McCutch

Background: This is the ninth year of the league, which started in Campus Life Building, Suite 130 on Northern Illinois University’s campus. The league has consisted of various people who worked for the Northern Star student newspaper, and is ironic because of the fact that no one is currently working in print journalism right now.

Starting off with an eight-team draft is like being the most popular kid in middle school when your graduating class numbers 30: it won’t always be this easy. Compared to a 12-team league with similar rosters, just about every team comes out of the draft feeling like a world-beater. And if someone gets hurt, who cares? The ninth-best shortstop is still on the waiver wire, and can get hot while Tulowitzki is on the mend. So the strategy stays simple: acquire powerful assets that aren’t freely available, and that usually means five-category offensive players.

Draft surprises: The first couple of rounds were played close to the conventional pre-rankings. Of course, what would a draft be without immediate self-doubt? After taking Ryan Braun with the fifth selection (even in this shallow of a league, there is a dearth of great outfielders compared to that bunch of cornerstone first basemen), I snagged Joe Mauer in the second round. My theory was that in this league especially, there are Mauer/Martinez/McCann, and then everyone else. But Martinez wasn’t selected until the fifth round, and even if Mauer comes close to last year’s heights, I don’t think there’s three rounds’ difference between the two. Other draft picks of note:
  • Joey Votto is becoming a silent superstar, if his respect in fantasy leagues is any indication. He was taken 21st here (by me).
  • Zach Greinke has dropped in some leagues, but not here. He was the first pick of the fourth round, after Lincecum and Halladay.
  • Yahoo! online drafts limit the amount of “Huh?” picks in the first few rounds, because the expected draft values are staring you right in the face when using the interface. Besides calculated gambles like Grady Sizemore, the first “reach” probably didn’t occur until Carlos Marmol in the 13th. Of course, that was by an unrepentant homer Cub fan.
  • Even in this Chicago-area draft, Jake Peavy landed in the 13th round. I’m of the opinion that he’s receiving some pessimistic projections, and could return some solid value even in that spot.
Odd, autopick-related picks: Kenshin Kawakami, Mike Adams and Alfredo Aceves in the 17th

Mr. Irrelevant: Frank Francisco

Strasburg Watch: Not drafted, but picked up right after the draft

Best players not drafted: Jay Bruce, Brad Hawpe, Mark DeRosa, Adrian Beltre, Jorge Posada, Corey Hart and Carlos Beltran (which is unforgivable in a league with this many DL spots; I hope to rectify that situation soon)

Lessons learned: Fewer teams means fewer risks, and positional scarcity only matters if other people also perceive a scarcity.

What will kill my team: All other outfielders besides Braun disappoint, Reynolds/Upton turn into a black hole of batting average

My team (by round):
1) Ryan Braun
2) Joe Mauer
3) Joey Votto
4) Pablo Sandoval
5) Mark Reynolds
6) Dan Haren
7) B.J. Upton
8) Jon Lester
9) Jonathan Broxton
10) Adam Jones,
11) Ricky Nolasco
12) Asdrubal Cabrera
13) Jason Bartlett
14) Josh Hamilton (couldn’t resist this far down in the draft)
15) Brett Anderson
16) Brandon Webb (see Hamilton, Josh)
17) David Aardsma
18) Trevor Hoffman
19) Yunel Escobar
20) Randy Wolf
21) Nyjer Morgan

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03 2010

Overdoing the Fantasy 2010: An Introduction


“I learned it by watching you!”

I am lucky enough to say that my version of this reference doesn’t involve a cigar box full of plastic baggies or even unfortunate familial facial hair.

My first “fantasy” baseball league must have been in 1990. My dad brought home a sheet, which must have been from work or his bowling league. The top of the sheet listed about a dozen of the biggest names in baseball. The larger, bottom portion of the sheet featured about 40 more grizzled veterans and hyped youngsters. And the instructions demanded a simple task: Pick two from the first group, and five from the second group. Most home runs wins.

It isn’t a coincidence that my first fantasy baseball experience coincided with witnessing my first fantasy heartbreak. While I watched Jose Canseco and Mark McGuire try to justify their superstar status on the top of the sheet, my dad hung part of his hopes on a burgeoning slugger repeating his breakout season. Nine games in, it was over. Not in a Brandon Webb-only-pitches-in-one-game-in-2009-and-tries-to-come-back-the-next-year sort of way. No, it was OVER.

And this is how, no matter what bad luck befell me and my brothers’ grade school lives, my dad would say it couldn’t compare to picking Nick Esasky the year he contracted vertigo.

I picked up the classic version of fantasy baseball in the late 1990s, but tracking down stats in USA Today usually meant the league consisted of a draft and arguing who would have won if anyone had the wherewithal to figure it out. But in 2002, my three brothers and I created a four-team Yahoo! league. And while certain picks proved both costly to the respective teams and valuable in future trash-talking endeavors (Neal picked Matt Morris in the first round that year), we were hooked.

The Ridgeview Fantasy Baseball League started that year, and has been going strong ever since. I love the way it connects me to the entire league, and how it allows (most of) us a chance to get together each year to see each other and somehow hang out for four hours without any pretense of smalltalk or catching up on life’s events. So I’ll always say yes when invited to a league, because I want to contribute to someone reaching that magic number of competitiveness to have a league of their own … which leads us to this year.

After fielding four teams last year (one money league win, three overall playoff appearances, and one disappointing under-.500 squad for the hometown Ridgeview squad), I was asked to join two other leagues this year. This presented that clear tipping point moment, akin to the rock biopic staple where the shooting star musician from the small town runs backstage and the bass player says, “Hey, try some of this!” as, say, Jimi Hendrix’s “All Along the Watchtower” plays on the soundtrack. (OK, maybe not akin.) But Yahoo! allows only four teams per screenname – which, in addition to 20-character limits on team names exasperates me to no end – and so I was forced to add a second account just to register for these two leagues.

That means two screennames, six leagues and, most importantly, six drafts. “Overdoing the Fantasy” will be my little name for wrapping up each draft and providing a little insight into each of these leagues in a way that won’t be as annoying as the random guy at the party talking about Prince Fielder’s clutch Sunday home run with the Brewers down 7 runs to give his fantasy team the head-to-head win against his brother in law. At least, that’s my fantasy.

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03 2010

Things you can tell just by drafting with them


It took four picks until I realized everything I might have expected from this fantasy baseball draft should be considered “outdated intel.” After starting with Hanley Ramirez and what I THOUGHT was the big surprise with Ryan Braun second, Pujols found a home and the China Pigs were on the clock. Yahoo’s online draft software showed that the team’s owner wasn’t online, so 10 seconds passed before the rest of the league received this notice:

“The China Pigs select Adam Dunn (OF, 1B), WAS.”

What are the 11 other owners supposed to do with this information? Shock gave way to a couple of chat jokes, and then we tried to move on. This must have been what general managers felt like when the Pittsburgh Pirates picked Bryan Bullington or Daniel Moskos early in the amateur draft. And so we tried to return to the form that reflected the mock drafts of fantasy experts … with the necessary curveballs inherent in homer picks. Then, with three Cubs off the board (Cubbie fans aren’t content with their real team’s struggles, they bring it upon their fantasy ones as well), China Pigs stepped up to the virtual podium yet again with his predetermined second pick:

“The China Pigs select Ryan Zimmerman (3B), WAS.”

Not even deposed GM Jim Bowden would choose a fantasy strategy based on the hapless Washington Nationals, but there it was. In the subsequent rounds, China Pigs selected C Jesus Flores over Rays 3B Evan Longoria and prospect Jordan Zimmerman over OF Manny Ramirez. Every last player on his roster wears the colors of the Nats. And it’s probably the only 12-team mixed league dependent on Steven Shell’s production.

When told of this, my brothers weren’t amused and their arm-chair analysis would have been to ban the China Pigs from the league. A similar “theme” developed last year in another league, with a team consisting solely of Latino players. It took about five rounds before the rest of the GMs figured things out. That team didn’t do much, but it wasn’t so simple as a predetermined cellar dwellar – sometimes, people succeed despite themselves. We laughed at the choice of Carlos Quentin in the middle rounds. Oh, how we laughed …

So, maybe, Elijah Dukes and Lastings Milledge put up numbers that make my outfield of Jason Bay, Matt Kemp and Jermaine Dye seem like the joke. We will see. And while I may rue the day my league rival gets to play this fantasy Nationals team one more week than I do, there’s something to be said for this changing of the field of play. Other owners adapted, and the picks certainly didn’t match any advice proffered by the ESPN Fantasy Focus Baseball podcast. I run four different Yahoo! fantasy baseball teams (the arbitrary max set by the site), and each draft shifts based on eligibility, stats counted and – most of all – owners involved. And no other draft will be the same as the one populated by the automated China Pigs … at least I hope not, if I ever want a chance at owning Adam Dunn this season.

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03 2009

Bring me the head of Ken Lucas


The Carolina Panthers, most likely, are feeling pretty good about themselves today. They ran the ball almost at will against a defense with a stout reputation. And they came away with a critical win on Monday Night Football. But there is one man who should not partake in the celebration. His name is Ken Lucas, and I may have contemplated asking Steve Smith to show him what’s what … again.

Here’s the situation: It’s the Ridgeview Football League, and the Muttering Morts are up 31 points going into the Monday game against the most pompous of the Brockett brothers. Larry Johnson and Antonio Gates let him down, while Roddy White and Matt Ryan put in solid efforts for me to complement the Dallas defense. All he has left is the talented but vagabond wide receiver Antonio Bryant. Despite his talents, I’m preparing fantasy travel plans for my road matchup against the No. 1 team in the league.

Bryant, with the steady, heartless momentum of a killer, proceeds to burn the Carolina secondary time and time again. Bubble screens, slants, deep balls … it doesn’t matter. Quarterback Jeff Garcia somehow throws his jump pass 50 yards to Bryant, who grabs the ball unmolested as Ken Lucas figures out the best way to give him 10 yards and an angle to the end zone. Either let him catch it and tackle him, or go up for the ball. You can’t do neither!

Still, despite his best efforts, I was still up a couple points as Carolina built a 14-point lead with 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter. Even in a prevent, Bryant would need four catches to help my brother beat me. As the clock ticks down, Garcia suddenly remembers that Bryant can’t be stopped and proceeds to test his receiver on how ridiculous a throw he can make to break my heart. Bryant obliges by snagging a ball behind him with one hand while somehow not coming close to trapping the ball. Final score: Mouthy Brother 125.77, Good Guys 120.8; Antonio Bryant 36.00 points on 9 catches, 200 yards and 2 touchdowns.

I may not have many things in common with elite professional football players, but there is this: Ken Lucas and I both watched a dominating performance and neither of us could do anything to stop it. But at least he got paid for his view.

(Photo found at Yahoo through Getty Images)

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12 2008

Who’s No. 1 in fantasy baseball for 2009?


Until fantasy football came around, my brothers insisted on keeping our fantasy baseball draft boards prominently displayed in our downstairs living room. An overhead light almost served as a spotlight on my draft-day mistakes. Now not playing: John Smoltz AND Yovani Gallardo! In fact, I ended up with only three pitchers lasting the season and a 10th place finish in that league. So my mind welcomed the chance to think about fantasy football and next year’s baseball draft.

In today’s Fantasy Focus Baseball podcast, Matthew Berry and Nate Ravitz realized that next year’s fantasy draft could be the most wide-open of the online fantasy era. This year saw a general consensus around A-Rod and Hanley Ramirez, with Albert Pujols falling after questions about his balky elbow. In normal 5×5 category leagues, this year’s most valuable player has been Lance Berkman (with a monster year assisted by his RF eligibility). But can you imagine a league outside Brad Ausmus’ house where Berkman goes first in 2009? Age, performance and position strength have combined to make “Who’s No. 1?” a legitimate question. Here are seven potential picks, with their strengths and weaknesses.

Lance Berkman – first base
Seasonal age at the start of 2009: 33
Current standard Yahoo fantasy rank: 1
Strengths: Berkman has bounced back from a down 2007 by matching a career high in batting average while finding untapped reserves of stolen base accumen (16 this year, 14 in 2005-2007 combined). His combination of on-base skills and batting average keeps the runs and RBI high as the home run power settles into a 25-30 range.
Weaknesses: Berkman loses that outfield eligibility, which hurts. The Astros went for broke this year, and the roster isn’t exactly in the Gossip Girl desired demographic. The team re-upped with Darin Erstad for next year, indicative of a team that can’t figure out the top of the order. While some might see this as room for improvement, it’s possible that Berkman maxed out the scenario and will slowly fade.

Albert Pujols – first base
Seasonal age at the start of 2009: 29
Current standard Yahoo fantasy rank: 2
Strengths: Coming into the 2008 season, the fear was that Pujols would be an ’00s version of Jack Clark and reach Bonds-ian levels of walks as pitchers took their chances with the likes of Skip Schumaker instead. The outfield turned into a productive mix, led by Ryan Ludwick, and allowed a (somewhat) healthy Pujols the chance to both take and rake. He won’t reach 2006′s fantasy peak this season, but in a depressed home run environment he’s just as valuable. That stands to continue in 2009, with enough intriguing outfielders to keep the offense chugging.
Weaknesses: The threat of surgery looms, if not confirmed. If the Cards falter, will he consider the surgery again? That isn’t his only ache, and an overall positive (Pujols wanting to play all the time) can cost him in sapped performance. Can Ludwick and Glaus provide sufficient insurance against four-pitch walks again? And will they allow him to get his runs above 100?

Alex Rodriguez – third base
Seasonal age at the start of 2009: 33
Current standard Yahoo ranking: 4
Strengths: Rodriguez offers the type of injury-free stability one desires from the No. 1 pick, and if his numbers seem disappointing it’s only because of the Hall of Fame standard he has set for the past decade. He still steals more than you think he does, and even with his poor late-and-close statistics he still drives in plenty of runs. Why mess with success?
Weaknesses: A-Rod is inching out of the standard age range when players perform at their peak. More concerning, however, is the uncertain status of the Yankee offensive juggernaut. A cavalcade of outfielders/first basemen/DHs combined with Derek Jeter’s decline and Robinson Cano’s disappointing season all have limited both run and RBI opportunities. Will the team go out and replace Bobby Abreu and/or Jason Giambi with productive boppers?

Matt Holliday – left field
Seasonal age at the start of 2009: 29
Current standard Yahoo ranking: 5
Strengths: The hitting machine has just about kept pace with his near-MVP performance in 2007, losing a smidge of power but making up for it by ordering the same “How to Steal Bases and Influence People” DVD as Lance Berkman. As some of his fellow elite outfielders settle into their 30s, he surprisingly offers some position scarcity – his biggest competition includes Manny Ramirez, Grady Sizemore and Ryan Braun.
Weaknesses: Are those steals for real? He’s only been caught one time, so it’s certainly not a fluke. But he’s only been a 10-steal guy in the past. Also, a spotty Rockies offense has depressed the number of RBI opportunities for Holliday. If Dexter Fowler emerges as a starting outfielder for the Rockies, that could mean many more chances.

Hanley Ramirez – shortstop
Seasonal age at the start of 2009: 25
Current standard Yahoo ranking: 9
Strengths: The toolsy Ramirez has done the types of things you expect as the focal point of the Marlins offense – he’s walking in almost 10 percent of his plate appearances and striking out a bit more. At 6-3 and 200 pounds, most analysts predicted more than 30 home runs this year, and he’s pounded 29 so far. The walks have led to even more run-scoring opportunities. Other heirs to the shortstop throne (Jimmy Rollins, Derek Jeter) declined noticably in 2008.
Weaknesses: Keeping Ramirez at the top of the Marlins lineup has maximized his at-bats but limited his RBI opportunities. If the team could find an outfielder who could get on base, Ramirez would be a perfect No. 2 or 3 hitter in the lineup. Also, his 212 hits in 2007 might be a high point as teams pitch around him.

Tim Lincecum – starting pitcher
Seasonal age at the start of 2009: 24
Current standard Yahoo ranking: 15
Strengths: Seabiscuit has lived up to his gaudy minor league statistics and hype to emerge as a possible NL Cy Young Award winner in his first full season. He strikes out more than a batter per inning and doesn’t give up the home runs (only 10 so far) that can inflate a week’s ERA.
Weaknesses: There’s still that tiny matter of being on the San Francisco Giants, which hurts in both offensive and defensive support. A rash of rookies have flooded the roster this season, to middling results. Having fly-catchers like Rowand, Roberts and Winn does help on the defensive front, at least. If you take a pitcher No. 1, though, you’re hoping for 20 wins, and the Giants won’t be good enough to keep your mind at ease.

CC Sabathia – starting pitcher
Seasonal age at the start of 2009: 28
Current standard Yahoo ranking: 17
Strengths: After a horrid start that had some wondering whether last year’s heavy workload doomed the Cy Young Award winner, Sabathia has exhibited durability, strikeout prowess (217 thus far) and the ability to go deep enough into games to get the win. And when faced with a bullpen like the Brewers backing you up, that can’t be discounted. He has surpassed his 2007 campaign, aided no doubt by the move to the non-DH league.
Weaknesses: What kind of team will Sabathia sign with in the offseason? If it’s an NL team in a good pitchers park (say, the Mets, Cardinals or Padres), that could mean an artificial boost to his skills. If it’s an AL team like the Rangers or Red Sox, then that could be an artificial detriment. As long as Ned Yost doesn’t pitch him every game in the NLDS, his whereabouts should be scrutinized by high-picking fantasy owners.

Also receiving consideration, depending on your locale and draft tendencies: Roy Halladay (groundball-inducing machine keeps the ERA down in a tough division), Dustin Pedroia (better than Utley in 2008!), Manny Ramirez (depending on what team signs him), David Wright (entering his prime), Jose Reyes (great steal numbers without the Bourn-esque bad batting average), Mark Teixeira (depending on his team and your patience for slow starts), Grady Sizemore (the only thing missing is a .300 average), Johan Santana (most consistently excellent starting pitcher in the game), Cliff Lee (best pitcher in the game this season) and Ryan Braun (entering prime with lots of power and enough speed to be considered a five-category player).

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09 2008